tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8318359584021077842024-03-05T21:22:09.260+05:30Shooting FollyVerseCannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874680574639841001noreply@blogger.comBlogger143125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-831835958402107784.post-19113271090720073372013-05-23T13:31:00.000+05:302013-05-23T13:31:10.310+05:30Towel in Trousers<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">They'll spare you if you loot, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Molest a woman, they will scoot, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">But if you scowl </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Or <a href="http://www.indianexpress.com/news/ipl-spotfixing-he-will-tuck-in-a-towel-before-bowling-second-over/1116889/" target="_blank">wear a towel </a></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">You're arrested, 'cos you're a brute. </span><br />
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<br />VerseCannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874680574639841001noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-831835958402107784.post-11213151829251872122013-02-14T12:09:00.000+05:302013-02-14T12:09:13.010+05:30Valentine's Day Blues<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdg3tNT4l7VwobV5Zu6qpinkcbNgCX5trNGyQ0jhdPj4P9HGr0VLrs4_11fhSC4uz2In3aLJc1_jCTLdeGCrMwQQsx6MlhzyO9_kzdVCw909pl_Ny4PA6S03z3PcH4NtSD_-asF9FEyloI/s1600/valentine's+day+blues.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdg3tNT4l7VwobV5Zu6qpinkcbNgCX5trNGyQ0jhdPj4P9HGr0VLrs4_11fhSC4uz2In3aLJc1_jCTLdeGCrMwQQsx6MlhzyO9_kzdVCw909pl_Ny4PA6S03z3PcH4NtSD_-asF9FEyloI/s1600/valentine's+day+blues.png" /></a><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">He sobbed and then confessed, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">He declared you were the best, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">He has a wife, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Has girl friends rife, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Lady, dump this moronic pest. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Valentine's Day's a waste of time </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">The love songs are pantomime </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Marketers use tricks </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">To bankrupt you quick </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">And leave you without a dime. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">He'll swear undying love </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Compare you to stars above </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">On Valentine's Day </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">You'll receive a bouquet </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Then swiftly give you the shove.</span><br />
<br />VerseCannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874680574639841001noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-831835958402107784.post-76489367534041226862013-01-30T19:09:00.000+05:302013-01-30T19:09:24.837+05:30Bleeding Heart Liberals<br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Bleeding heart liberals will quail </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Save terrorists and rapists they wail, </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">For barborous crimes </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Libs will chime </span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">"Why weren't they granted bail." </span><br />
<br />VerseCannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874680574639841001noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-831835958402107784.post-23114107118725691512012-10-18T15:35:00.000+05:302012-10-18T15:35:29.573+05:30What's the Big Deal?<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">From the poor the crooks began to steal, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Then the victims decided to squeal, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">"It's a paltry sum </span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">A few lakhs ain't fun," </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">You augment your assets and stock, </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Silver spoons at birth </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Won't add to net worth </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">So you're rewarded free <a href="http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report_dna-exclusive-abhijeet-group-got-five-coal-blocks-and-rs22000-cr-loans_1738938" target="_blank">coal blocks</a>. </span></span><br />
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<i><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Apologies to Stevie Smith who wrote the <a href="http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/175778" target="_blank">poem</a> "Not Waving but Drowning." Happy Independence Day!</span></span></i><br />
<br />VerseCannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874680574639841001noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-831835958402107784.post-81143808495247641232012-08-03T12:09:00.000+05:302012-08-03T12:09:20.568+05:30Darkness at Noon<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: small;">When millions endured power cuts </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">"A crisis it is not," </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Said he, with a swat, </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">On board the profligacy train </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">Montek planned in his brilliant brain </span></div>
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<br />VerseCannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874680574639841001noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-831835958402107784.post-46644038137991619022012-04-16T20:13:00.000+05:302012-04-16T20:13:12.640+05:30Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">
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So Mamata said, </div>
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<span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">And the <a href="http://www.firstpost.com/politics/after-fdi-fiasco-manmohans-lame-duck-govt-just-got-lamer-147540.html">PM's out in the cold</a>. </span>VerseCannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874680574639841001noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-831835958402107784.post-6677623700918063872011-11-09T19:42:00.000+05:302012-03-27T17:09:13.248+05:30Free for All<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: small;">Mamata set <a href="http://zeenews.india.com/news/west-bengal/mamata-storms-police-station-frees-tmc-men_740708.html">the rioters</a> free </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;">So please stop harassing me."</span></div>VerseCannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874680574639841001noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-831835958402107784.post-67889265575684738572011-10-06T15:50:00.000+05:302011-10-06T15:50:54.401+05:30Beauty and the Botox<div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"><br />
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You love their pouts and their smiles, </div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Their looks defy age all the while, </div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">That actor's face, </div><div style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Of wrinkles not a trace, </div><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">It's the Botox and the surgeon's guile. </span>VerseCannonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14874680574639841001noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-831835958402107784.post-84123018179127734842011-09-23T16:20:00.000+05:302012-03-27T17:10:37.124+05:30BPL: Babus' Pathetic Lies<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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