He sobbed and then confessed, He declared you were the best, He has a wife, Has girl friends rife, Lady, dump this moronic pest. Valentine's Day's a waste of time The love songs are pantomime Marketers use tricks To bankrupt you quick And leave you without a dime. He'll swear undying love Compare you to stars above On Valentine's Day You'll receive a bouquet Then swiftly give you the shove.
From the poor the crooks began to steal, Then the victims decided to squeal, "It's a paltry sum A few lakhs ain't fun," Asked a leader, "What's the big deal?"