Red and Blue

Paint Kolkata blue, Mamata said, 

Residents' hearts were filled with dread,

They revolted and complained

She hollered with disdain

"Because the Communists painted the town red."

Marxist Theory of "Relativity"

Indian politics, it's said, is a cesspool, 

Communists say they're honest as a rule,

Will Marxist dialectic 

Turn voters apoplectic 

Will the polls' Red dynasties make us drool? 

After deriding dynastic rule for years, 

Have Communists decided to change gears,
Relatives of comrades,
Into elections now wade,
Will West Bengal polls end in tears?

Maomata Goes Hi-tech

Mamata hired a Hot Male tech head, 

With smses the electorate will be fed, 

Will voters be confused 

By messages diffuse

And vote for the communists instead.