Bleeding Heart Liberals

Bleeding heart liberals will quail
Save terrorists and rapists they wail, 
For barborous crimes
Libs will chime
"Why weren't they granted bail."

Red and Blue

Paint Kolkata blue, Mamata said, 

Residents' hearts were filled with dread,

They revolted and complained

She hollered with disdain

"Because the Communists painted the town red."

Maomata Goes Hi-tech

Mamata hired a Hot Male tech head, 

With smses the electorate will be fed, 

Will voters be confused 

By messages diffuse

And vote for the communists instead.

The tantrum throwing dame

Mamata Banerji has a singular aim: 

Outmaneuver the Communists at their game,

The Railway ministry is inconsequential,

West Bengal has more potential,

To elect a tantrum throwing dame.

Railway Budget and the Communists

I don't give the Railway Budget a hoot,
I'm Mamata, all trains will run the Bengal route,
I've launched trains Duronto
Bottling plants and museums pronto

My goal, to give the Communists the boot.