Behenji's Sandal Park

The UP memorials are eyesores, 

Designer sandals Behenji adores, 

In a private jet a pair

Arrived for her to wear

Expect statues of sandals galore. 

The Statues' Handbags

When farmer's protests began to drag 

Mayawati snarled angrily and bragged:

"Police with firearms 

Nab leaders in farms,

And ignore my statues with handbags."

On her Majesty's Statue Service

For statues Mayawati decrees a Special Monument Force

A battalion the Governor is loath to endorse

The statues and memorials

Mark her rule dictatorial

In UP, orders flow from only one source.

The statues ran away

Queen Mayahottie is vain, said a wag,

Building statues of herself and her handbags,

The statues ran away

With handbags made of clay

Leaving behind a muddy trail of sandbags.

Mayahottie became portly and haughty

In Upper Provinces reigns Mayahottie,
With a fetish for statues quite motley,
The statues expanded
Flew and crash landed
Mayahottie became portly and haughty.