Sunday, September 26, 2010

CWG's Scam Stars

The beggars and workers have been whisked away,
Dumped with rubble before break of day,
Delhi must be bedecked, 
With scammers unchecked,
Like Kalmadi and Dixit on display.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The Delhi Adventure Games

At the roadside kerb, you stand dismayed,
Waiting for a passing VIP cavalcade,
There's a sudden shootout,
For terrorists lurk about,

Friday, September 17, 2010

Delhi's obstacle race

Delhi's citizens run an obstacle race,
Straddling rubble mounds at a quick pace,
Mosquitoes bite their guts,
Buffaloes kick their butts
And hurl them in the flood waters' embrace.

Friday, September 10, 2010

Nuking mosquitoes

Delhi's mosquitoes are adept at evasion, 
So the army's been deployed on this occasion,
Soon the navy will be hired, 
And the air force will fire 
Missiles to nuke the pestilential invasion.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The hazards of swimming

Swimmers failed the Games dope tests
Selectors will now choose the very best,
Jayalalitha may be rotund,
Mayawati will leave you stunned,
And the masses will succumb to cardiac arrest.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Breaking News: Militant Mosquitoes target Games

The Games' venues the athletes will throng,
Down with dengue they'll be before long,
With sneezes and coughs,
The stadium's roof will blow off,
They'll flee singing Rahman's lousy song.