Wine, Tweet and Song

I'm in a melancholic funk, 

Sip wine, they'll call me drunk,

If I sing a song, 

They'll say I'm wrong

I think I'll become a monk. 

Clueless in Blunderland

India's youth icon cannot differentiate, 

Cow dung, bones or ash phosphate,

Telecom losses are zero,

The Home minister's a hero, 

When he cannot terror suspects locate. 

2G Maths

Kapil Sibal may be a lawyer who's bright, 

Auditing 2G spectrum overnight, 

Now we all have skills,

To display at will, 

Becoming brain surgeons at the speed of light.