Marxist Theory of "Relativity"

Indian politics, it's said, is a cesspool, 

Communists say they're honest as a rule,

Will Marxist dialectic 

Turn voters apoplectic 

Will the polls' Red dynasties make us drool? 

After deriding dynastic rule for years, 

Have Communists decided to change gears,
Relatives of comrades,
Into elections now wade,
Will West Bengal polls end in tears?

Compliant Cringing Networks

Over Rahul, the media does drool,

Treating the public like twits and fools,

The sycophancy's crass,
On news channels en masse,

Perpetuating feudal rule.