Behenji's Sandal Park

The UP memorials are eyesores, 

Designer sandals Behenji adores, 

In a private jet a pair

Arrived for her to wear

Expect statues of sandals galore. 

Shoe Time

If you have smelly old shoes to spare,
Fling them at fools of Vanity Fair,
Don't hurl one but two, 
'Coz you'll have to woo,
The politico with free footwear.