Sunday, May 22, 2011

Clueless in Blunderland

India's youth icon cannot differentiate, 
Cow dung, bones or ash phosphate,
Telecom losses are zero,
The Home minister's a hero, 
When he cannot terror suspects locate. 

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Utterly Butterly Amul Babies

State poll results gave Jaya cheers,
But Amul Babies were in tears,
Most lost elections,
"There'll be a resurrection,"
Said Mani Shankar Aiyer, "in twenty years."

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The Statues' Handbags

When farmer's protests began to drag 
Mayawati snarled angrily and bragged:
"Police with firearms 
Nab leaders in farms,
And ignore my statues with handbags."

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

In ISI's Bed

Osama evoked fear and dread, 
The ISI said he was lost or dead, 
In the mountains they proclaimed, 
He lived with wives and dames,
Till the US found him in ISI's bed.