The MPs' Money Mantra

Voter, can you spare me a crore,

Why do you create such a furor?

I'll keep you in chains, 

Why do you complain? 

I'll be back looting some more.

With apologies to "Brother, can you spare me a dime?" a 1931 song of the Great Depression.

Chamber of Vandals

Our Parliament's dubbed a School for Scandal
Where goons sojourn to lob missiles and sandals
The members' mandate is to cheat,
Tearing documents is quite a feat,
Why debate in the Chamber of Vandals?