Stash under my Bed

Lobbyist Radia allegedly swore 

Stalin's mother received 600 crores,*

The latter then said,

"It won't stash under my bed, 

Where can I get some more?"

Source: Outlook expose on the 2G Scam Tapes 

*1 crore = 10 million

Scams and swindles opportune

We won't have a helium balloon,

To herald the Games in full moon,

But we are enthralled,

With the daily roll call,

Of scams and swindles opportune.

The grand racketeering maestro

With crores Mayawati's coffers overflow,
Her enemies are quivering scarecrows
"My garlands will now have gold coins
I've ordered the BSP forthwith to purloin
My foes are fatuous tyros, I'm the grand racketeering maestro."

Never question Queen Mayawati, be you Brahmin, Dalit or an insect.

At the Lucknow rally, honey bees skydived,

Mistook the 5 crore rupee garland for a beehive,

The paper notes made the bees confused

But Mayawati was not amused

As bees encircled overhead, nectar deprived.

Mayawati's commandos were taken aback

Their AK 47s couldn't thwart the sudden bushwhack

The bees became vicious

Madam M grew suspicious

"If it's not Rahul, then the Taliban have launched a cross border attack."

The police chief was summoned to eject

The Lucknow bees who were suspect

"Indict them under the criminal code

Imprison them in a high security abode.

Never question Queen Mayawati, be you Brahmin, Dalit or an insect."

Mayawati's gross garland

  In Lucknow Mayawati a weighty garland wore

 With 1000 rupee notes worth five crores

 Shibhu Soren did Jharkhand's coffers deplete

 Madhu Koda screwed the exchequer to cheat

 So why is the gross garland such an eyesore?

Note: 1 crore is 10 million