Clueless in Blunderland

India's youth icon cannot differentiate, 

Cow dung, bones or ash phosphate,

Telecom losses are zero,

The Home minister's a hero, 

When he cannot terror suspects locate. 

In ISI's Bed

Osama evoked fear and dread, 

The ISI said he was lost or dead, 

In the mountains they proclaimed, 

He lived with wives and dames,

Till the US found him in ISI's bed. 

Sania got engaged to a dolt

Sania got engaged to a dolt,

Fiance Shoaib soon gave her a jolt,

He already had a spouse,

Sania's fans called him a louse,

Their advice: run for cover and swiftly bolt.