What's the Big Deal?

From the poor the crooks began to steal, 
Then the victims decided to squeal, 
"It's a paltry sum
A few lakhs ain't fun,"
Asked a leader, "What's the big deal?"

Clueless in Blunderland

India's youth icon cannot differentiate, 

Cow dung, bones or ash phosphate,

Telecom losses are zero,

The Home minister's a hero, 

When he cannot terror suspects locate. 

The Statues' Handbags

When farmer's protests began to drag 

Mayawati snarled angrily and bragged:

"Police with firearms 

Nab leaders in farms,

And ignore my statues with handbags."

Happy Birthday Queen Mahamaya

Mayawati is now Mahamaya,
On her birthday she does aspire,
Present garlands of cash
And an ATM for the stash,
Disobey, the consequences will be dire.

On her Majesty's Statue Service

For statues Mayawati decrees a Special Monument Force

A battalion the Governor is loath to endorse

The statues and memorials

Mark her rule dictatorial

In UP, orders flow from only one source.

Never question Queen Mayawati, be you Brahmin, Dalit or an insect.

At the Lucknow rally, honey bees skydived,

Mistook the 5 crore rupee garland for a beehive,

The paper notes made the bees confused

But Mayawati was not amused

As bees encircled overhead, nectar deprived.

Mayawati's commandos were taken aback

Their AK 47s couldn't thwart the sudden bushwhack

The bees became vicious

Madam M grew suspicious

"If it's not Rahul, then the Taliban have launched a cross border attack."

The police chief was summoned to eject

The Lucknow bees who were suspect

"Indict them under the criminal code

Imprison them in a high security abode.

Never question Queen Mayawati, be you Brahmin, Dalit or an insect."

Mayawati's gross garland

  In Lucknow Mayawati a weighty garland wore

 With 1000 rupee notes worth five crores

 Shibhu Soren did Jharkhand's coffers deplete

 Madhu Koda screwed the exchequer to cheat

 So why is the gross garland such an eyesore?

Note: 1 crore is 10 million