Mulayam's wobbly ladder

Mulayam Singh climbed a wobbly ladder

While descending became daft and emerged sadder

He said, men would catcall

Elected rich women, who were dolls

India's women are enraged and getting madder.

The grand racketeering maestro

With crores Mayawati's coffers overflow,
Her enemies are quivering scarecrows
"My garlands will now have gold coins
I've ordered the BSP forthwith to purloin
My foes are fatuous tyros, I'm the grand racketeering maestro."

Amar Singh's out in the cold

Amar Singh's out in the cold,

With a gaggle of celebrities grown old;

His party's kaput,

He shoots himself in the foot,

His manic rants multiply fivefold.

Mayahottie became portly and haughty

In Upper Provinces reigns Mayahottie,
With a fetish for statues quite motley,
The statues expanded
Flew and crash landed
Mayahottie became portly and haughty.