On her Majesty's Statue Service

For statues Mayawati decrees a Special Monument Force

A battalion the Governor is loath to endorse

The statues and memorials

Mark her rule dictatorial

In UP, orders flow from only one source.

Never question Queen Mayawati, be you Brahmin, Dalit or an insect.

At the Lucknow rally, honey bees skydived,

Mistook the 5 crore rupee garland for a beehive,

The paper notes made the bees confused

But Mayawati was not amused

As bees encircled overhead, nectar deprived.

Mayawati's commandos were taken aback

Their AK 47s couldn't thwart the sudden bushwhack

The bees became vicious

Madam M grew suspicious

"If it's not Rahul, then the Taliban have launched a cross border attack."

The police chief was summoned to eject

The Lucknow bees who were suspect

"Indict them under the criminal code

Imprison them in a high security abode.

Never question Queen Mayawati, be you Brahmin, Dalit or an insect."