Rich Tea and Sympathy

Kalmadi, the Tihar detainee,
Drank tea and purred with glee:
"Tihar Jail's the new Ritz,
For snacks and biscuits,"
While he sunbathed for Vitamin D.

Cash Cows

Amma promised her farmers free cows,

To yield returns better than the Dow,

Sixty thousand bovine

Are hard to assign;

O Jayalalitha, the question is how. 

Ambulance Income Delivery System

You're moaning with pain in your bed,

The hospital you await with dread,

Sirens screech and crash,

An ambulance with cash 

Ferries you to an election booth instead.

Oligarchs Unlimited

India's ravaged by oligarchs, 

Politicos, corporations and sharks,

The country's being plundered,

But the media won't thunder,  

Political sponsors ensure it won't bark.

All India Radia

 

Lobbyist Radia's brief it was said,

Was to appoint Raja the Telecom head,

Oil, land, and gas,

Resources looted en masse,

By whom is this banana republic led?

Stash under my Bed

Lobbyist Radia allegedly swore 

Stalin's mother received 600 crores,*

The latter then said,

"It won't stash under my bed, 

Where can I get some more?"

Source: Outlook expose on the 2G Scam Tapes 

*1 crore = 10 million