A Money Laundering Primer

You've illegally stashed billions offshore, 

Morph black into white: that's the score,

Via the FII route

Round trip the loot

To Dalal Street, funds multiply galore.
FII= Foreign Institutional Investors

Swindlers List

Mubarak's embezzled 70 billion offshore, 

Massive corruption, the protesters roared, 

Without absolute power,

Our netas' wealth flowers,

Because our PM's an "honest senor."

'Neta' means leader

Loot and Scoot

 

Has Pranab granted a license to loot? 

In Swiss banks, embezzled funds take root,

For double taxation reasons, 

It's grand larceny season, 

So politicos can now plunder and scoot.