Thursday, February 14, 2013

Valentine's Day Blues

He sobbed and then confessed, 
He declared you were the best, 
He has a wife,
Has girl friends rife, 
Lady, dump this moronic pest.

Valentine's Day's a waste of time
The love songs are pantomime
Marketers use tricks 
To bankrupt you quick
And leave you without a dime.

He'll swear undying love
Compare you to stars above
On Valentine's Day
You'll receive a bouquet
Then swiftly give you the shove.