Friday, November 26, 2010

Stash under my Bed

Lobbyist Radia allegedly swore 
The latter then said,
"It won't stash under my bed, 
Where can I get some more?"
Source: Outlook expose on the 2G Scam Tapes 
*1 crore = 10 million

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

India's Unique Inventions

Applying for anticipatory bail,
Is a stratagem that often doesn't fail, 
"An offer" to resign,
Feigning illness a sign
That you're desperate to stay out of jail.

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Obama's Discovery of India

Greeting Congressmen, he wasn't naughty, 
Nor was Obama distant or haughty, 
Meeting Rahul, the middle-aged, 
Obama declared as a sage, 
"India's dynamic youth are all over forty."

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Fight scams with more scams

The Congress High Command combats corruption
With renewed vigor and gumption, 
Probes are such a chore,
So we'll have scams by the score, 
To cheat the nation with supreme deception.