Flushed with Funds

On board the profligacy train

Montek planned in his brilliant brain

*35 lakhs for 2 loos

Caused quite a ballyhoo

Our taxes just went down the drain. 


*1 lakh = Rs 100,000

Voodoo Planning

Earn less than rupees twenty eight,

You're poor, states a policy potentate

If you earn twenty nine,

Order Burgundy wine

Says the wizard in economics debates.

BPL: Babus' Pathetic Lies

You can live on 32 rupees,

With Planning Commission's expertise,

When mandarins croak,

Such pathetic jokes,

They suffer from deficiency disease.