'Reel' Trouble

You and your lover got laid,
A film your rendezvous betrayed,
You're both so hot
You're caught, so what
You were discussing tariffs and trade.

India's Unique Inventions

Applying for anticipatory bail,

Is a stratagem that often doesn't fail, 

"An offer" to resign,

Feigning illness a sign

That you're desperate to stay out of jail.