Monday, January 31, 2011

Davos Drivel

The Davos speakers are suave and civil, 
But rant mind numbing drivel,  
Their opinions hurled,
Haven't changed the world, 
As our brains begin to wither and shrivel.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Loot and Scoot


In Swiss banks, embezzled funds take root,
For double taxation reasons, 
It's grand larceny season, 
So politicos can now plunder and scoot.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Deck Chairs Rearranged

The Cabinet was finally reshuffled
Did the PM really want a kerfuffle, 
Some deck chairs rearranged,
The public's been shortchanged,
Were sulking ministers the only ones ruffled?

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Happy Birthday Queen Mahamaya

Mayawati is now Mahamaya,
On her birthday she does aspire,
Present garlands of cash
And an ATM for the stash,
Disobey, the consequences will be dire.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

2G Maths

Kapil Sibal may be a lawyer who's bright, 
Now we all have skills,
To display at will, 
Becoming brain surgeons at the speed of light.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

The Bofors Ghost Returns

The Congress party began to relax, 
No threat from the supine media hacks, 
Then rose Bofors' ghost,  
And the Taxman's boast,  
"Take 'commissions', but pay your tax."