Showing posts with label Manmohan Singh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Manmohan Singh. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Motamaal Baby
As a member of the elite flock,
You augment your assets and stock,
Silver spoons at birth
Won't add to net worth
So you're rewarded free coal blocks.
The word "Motamaal" popularized by BJP leader Sushma Swaraj, signifies 'fat sums' or 'massive profits.'
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Baby,
Cartoon,
Coal Blocks,
Coalgate,
Congress,
corruption,
Limerick,
Manmohan Singh,
Motamaal,
satire,
Scam,
Silver Spoon,
Sushma Swaraj,
UPA
Sunday, December 4, 2011
FDI: Frantic Didi Intervenes
FDI's been put on hold
Indefinitely, so we're told,
So Mamata said,
Ministers ran and fled,
And the PM's out in the cold.
Labels:
Arrogance,
Cartoon,
Congress,
corruption,
FDI,
Limerick,
Mamata Banerji,
Manmohan Singh,
Prime Minister,
Retail,
satire,
Trinamool Congress
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Free for All
Who were on a destructive spree
"Don't you dare dictate
How I run my state
So please stop harassing me."
Friday, July 15, 2011
The Sleepwalk Shuffle
And inducted a few, all dull-hued,
Critics gave a thumbs down,
To the new set of clowns,
Proclaiming "What a vacuous brood!"
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Cabinet,
Cartoon,
Clowns,
Congress,
Limerick,
Manmohan Singh,
Milind Deora,
PM,
Rahul Gandhi,
Reshuffle,
satire
Thursday, June 2, 2011
The PM's in the Dark
The PM stands and pensively stares,
He's powerless, but he's unaware,
He hasn't a clue
Why he's in such a stew,
"I'm a world statesman," he declares.
Labels:
Cartoon,
Congress,
corruption,
Manmohan Singh,
Prime Minister,
satire. Limerick
Thursday, January 20, 2011
Deck Chairs Rearranged
The Cabinet was finally reshuffled,
Did the PM really want a kerfuffle,
Some deck chairs rearranged,
The public's been shortchanged,
Were sulking ministers the only ones ruffled?
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Cabinet,
Congress,
Limerick,
Manmohan Singh,
Prime Minister,
Reshuffle,
satire,
Sonia Gandhi
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Figures and The Figurehead
Food inflation's stubbornly high,
At sixteen percent figures don't lie,
The poor are dazed,
The PM's unfazed,
Because he's a figurehead, that's why.
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Congress,
Food Inflation,
Limerick,
Manmohan Singh,
Prime Minister,
satire,
Sonia Gandhi
Sunday, August 22, 2010
The MPs' Money Mantra
Voter, can you spare me a crore,
Why do you create such a furor?
I'll keep you in chains,
Why do you complain?
I'll be back looting some more. With apologies to "Brother, can you spare me a dime?" a 1931 song of the Great Depression.
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BSP,
Congress Party,
corruption,
Limerick,
LJD,
Manmohan Singh,
MPs,
parliament,
Pay rise,
satire,
Sonia Gandhi
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Stop whining about the fuel price hike
"The fuel price rise," the PM explains,
"Will reduce the budget deficit, so don't complain,
The price hikes are a bitter pill,
You paupers have to pay the bill,
Stop whining, and drink some champagne."
Labels:
Congress,
Food Inflation,
Fuel price hike,
Inflation,
Limerick,
Manmohan Singh,
PM,
satire
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Prayer: the inflation slayer

Inflation's causing citizens to despair,
Policy wonks claim it's a short-lived affair;
As prices rise,
The PM beseeches the skies,
Hopes ride on the wings of a prayer.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Where's the Prime Minister?
Where's the PM, ask his detractors?
Is he Sonia's stooge, or a consummate actor,
He addresses science conventions,
Travels overseas to alleviate tensions,
Of heading a government swarming with malefactors.
Labels:
Absent,
Congress,
corruption,
Limerick,
Malefactors,
Manmohan Singh,
Prime Minister,
satire
Sunday, June 13, 2010
None wept when Bhopal died
In Bhopal, twenty thousand gassed and died, Justice delayed, the leaders inflate with pride,
Horrors even Bruegel could not have painted,
Efforts are afoot to redeem the criminally tainted,
With golden guineas, lawyers' egos are puffed,
While lives in gas chambers were summarily snuffed.
Political parties have a policy objective,
Victims must endure, for justice is selective,
The poor man's life is to be expended,
The rich are nurtured, never apprehended;
Politicos, judges revel in the macabre game,
Passing the buck, shuffle the blame.
Impervious to the images of ghastly death,
Indifferent to the victim's last rasping breath,
Attorneys, politicians on Carbide's graveyard dance,
Absolve themselves of guilt's sharp lance,
Weak and impotent, more's the pity,
The Prime Minister fiddles, forms a committee.
Mega corporations, may your colonization never cease,
Pillage and pollute what you can with ease,
"Life's cheap," our leaders boast with glee,
"But in India we give it away for free,
We'll shield you from meddlers while you bide,
Remember, none wept, when Bhopal died."
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