Monday, February 21, 2011

A Money Laundering Primer



















You've illegally stashed billions offshore
Morph black into white: that's the score,
Round trip the loot
To Dalal Street, funds multiply galore.
FII= Foreign Institutional Investors

Monday, February 14, 2011

The Love Merchants




The lovesick season has begun,
Love merchants are enjoying the fun, 
Don't be swayed 
By their wooing B Grade
They'll fleece you honey, better run.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Amar Singh's Pants





Our leaders are mired in sleaze,
Looting taxpayers as they please, 
When asked to recant, 
Performing a political striptease. 

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Swindlers List














Mubarak's embezzled 70 billion offshore
Massive corruption, the protesters roared, 
Because our PM's an "honest senor."
'Neta' means leader