Thursday, March 25, 2010

Mulayam's wobbly ladder

Mulayam Singh climbed a wobbly ladder
While descending became daft and emerged sadder
He said, men would catcall
Elected rich women, who were dolls
India's women are enraged and getting madder.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Has gold lost its allure?

Frenzied asset managers declared: buy gold
Your wealth will shortly multiply fivefold
Now experts seem so unsure
Has the yellow metal lost its allure
Should investors wait till they're 100 years old?

Thursday, March 18, 2010

The grand racketeering maestro

With crores Mayawati's coffers overflow,
Her enemies are quivering scarecrows
"My garlands will now have gold coins
I've ordered the BSP forthwith to purloin
My foes are fatuous tyros, I'm the grand racketeering maestro."

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Never question Queen Mayawati, be you Brahmin, Dalit or an insect.

At the Lucknow rally, honey bees skydived,
Mistook the 5 crore rupee garland for a beehive,
The paper notes made the bees confused
But Mayawati was not amused
As bees encircled overhead, nectar deprived.

Mayawati's commandos were taken aback
Their AK 47s couldn't thwart the sudden bushwhack
The bees became vicious
Madam M grew suspicious
"If it's not Rahul, then the Taliban have launched a cross border attack."

The police chief was summoned to eject
The Lucknow bees who were suspect
"Indict them under the criminal code
Imprison them in a high security abode.
Never question Queen Mayawati, be you Brahmin, Dalit or an insect."

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Mayawati's gross garland

  In Lucknow Mayawati a weighty garland wore
 With 1000 rupee notes worth five crores
 Shibhu Soren did Jharkhand's coffers deplete
 Madhu Koda screwed the exchequer to cheat
 So why is the gross garland such an eyesore?

Note: 1 crore is 10 million

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Chamber of Vandals

Our Parliament's dubbed a School for Scandal
Where goons sojourn to lob missiles and sandals
The members' mandate is to cheat,
Tearing documents is quite a feat,
Why debate in the Chamber of Vandals?