Stash under my Bed

Lobbyist Radia allegedly swore 

Stalin's mother received 600 crores,*

The latter then said,

"It won't stash under my bed, 

Where can I get some more?"

Source: Outlook expose on the 2G Scam Tapes 

*1 crore = 10 million

India's Unique Inventions

Applying for anticipatory bail,

Is a stratagem that often doesn't fail, 

"An offer" to resign,

Feigning illness a sign

That you're desperate to stay out of jail.

Obama's Discovery of India

Greeting Congressmen, he wasn't naughty, 
Nor was Obama distant or haughty, 
Meeting Rahul, the middle-aged, 
Obama declared as a sage, 
"India's dynamic youth are all over forty."

Fight scams with more scams

The Congress High Command combats corruption, 

With renewed vigor and gumption, 

Probes are such a chore,

So we'll have scams by the score, 

To cheat the nation with supreme deception.