A Money Laundering Primer

You've illegally stashed billions offshore, 

Morph black into white: that's the score,

Via the FII route

Round trip the loot

To Dalal Street, funds multiply galore.
FII= Foreign Institutional Investors

The Love Merchants

The lovesick season has begun,

Love merchants are enjoying the fun, 

Don't be swayed 

By their wooing B Grade

They'll fleece you honey, better run.

Amar Singh's Pants

Our leaders are mired in sleaze,

Looting taxpayers as they please, 

When asked to recant, 

Amar dropped his pants, 

Performing a political striptease. 

Swindlers List

Mubarak's embezzled 70 billion offshore, 

Massive corruption, the protesters roared, 

Without absolute power,

Our netas' wealth flowers,

Because our PM's an "honest senor."

'Neta' means leader