And next when the police are nigh,
I'll scare them with my thunder thighs.
The molester cop smirks and grunts
I'll detonate a bomb in my y-fronts.
As the cops approach, I'll snort
Gaze at my boxer shorts
And scamp they will when I don my sullen wife's bikini
I'll prove to the world, I'm a uber Houdini.