Mulayam's wobbly ladder

Mulayam Singh climbed a wobbly ladder

While descending became daft and emerged sadder

He said, men would catcall

Elected rich women, who were dolls

India's women are enraged and getting madder.

Has gold lost its allure?

Frenzied asset managers declared: buy gold

Your wealth will shortly multiply fivefold

Now experts seem so unsure

Has the yellow metal lost its allure

Should investors wait till they're 100 years old?

The grand racketeering maestro

With crores Mayawati's coffers overflow,
Her enemies are quivering scarecrows
"My garlands will now have gold coins
I've ordered the BSP forthwith to purloin
My foes are fatuous tyros, I'm the grand racketeering maestro."

Never question Queen Mayawati, be you Brahmin, Dalit or an insect.

At the Lucknow rally, honey bees skydived,

Mistook the 5 crore rupee garland for a beehive,

The paper notes made the bees confused

But Mayawati was not amused

As bees encircled overhead, nectar deprived.

Mayawati's commandos were taken aback

Their AK 47s couldn't thwart the sudden bushwhack

The bees became vicious

Madam M grew suspicious

"If it's not Rahul, then the Taliban have launched a cross border attack."

The police chief was summoned to eject

The Lucknow bees who were suspect

"Indict them under the criminal code

Imprison them in a high security abode.

Never question Queen Mayawati, be you Brahmin, Dalit or an insect."

Mayawati's gross garland

  In Lucknow Mayawati a weighty garland wore

 With 1000 rupee notes worth five crores

 Shibhu Soren did Jharkhand's coffers deplete

 Madhu Koda screwed the exchequer to cheat

 So why is the gross garland such an eyesore?

Note: 1 crore is 10 million

Chamber of Vandals

Our Parliament's dubbed a School for Scandal
Where goons sojourn to lob missiles and sandals
The members' mandate is to cheat,
Tearing documents is quite a feat,
Why debate in the Chamber of Vandals?