Mistook the 5 crore rupee garland for a beehive,
The paper notes made the bees confused
But Mayawati was not amused
As bees encircled overhead, nectar deprived.
Mayawati's commandos were taken aback
Their AK 47s couldn't thwart the sudden bushwhack
The bees became vicious
Madam M grew suspicious
"If it's not Rahul, then the Taliban have launched a cross border attack."
The police chief was summoned to eject
The Lucknow bees who were suspect
"Indict them under the criminal code
Imprison them in a high security abode.
Never question Queen Mayawati, be you Brahmin, Dalit or an insect."